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thisragingpeace:

condommodel:

people who dry swallow pills are scary as fuck  

Fear me

Bloopers
Winter

thisragingpeace:

So, as few of you may know, I am a voice actor looking for work.  In my time auditioning, I have made several errors.  These are some of those.  Enjoy.

P.S. on the off chance that you would like to hire me to read something for you, please look at my profile on ACX. com:

"Deep in the middle of the…balls."

(Source: timelordgifs)

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

thisragingpeace:

antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO

DANG

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[deathbulge]

(Source: tojothethief)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

But why do they flow into his pants faster than they flow out?

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

are you ok?

(Source: lovelife)

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)

buckybarrnes:

the marvel cinematic universe is a gift to mankind and we must protect it at all costs

(Source: memewhore)

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

japanlove:

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