people who dry swallow pills are scary as fuck
So, as few of you may know, I am a voice actor looking for work. In my time auditioning, I have made several errors. These are some of those. Enjoy.
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"Deep in the middle of the…balls."
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
But why do they flow into his pants faster than they flow out?
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
are you ok?
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t
the marvel cinematic universe is a gift to mankind and we must protect it at all costs
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth