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Moving is hard on everybody.

Moving is hard on everybody.

  • Fontaine: If you're stupid say "what".
  • Fontaine: Would you kindly say "what"
  • Jack: What
  • Fontaine: OH MAN
  • Fontaine: OH SWEET FUCKING CHRIST
  • Fontaine: I GOT YOU SO GOOD KID THAT WAS AWESOME
  • Fontaine: OH SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • Fontaine: JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
tolaughterandbeyond:


SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

tolaughterandbeyond:

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SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

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Best action figure ever found at CVS. #nostalgia #secretsquirrel

Best action figure ever found at CVS. #nostalgia #secretsquirrel

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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Football, Feminism and You | 1x06

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kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

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I disagree heartily. Objects reflect the same wavelengths of light dependent on their color. You can’t alter the speed of light with your eyes - we all see the same colors.

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(Source: queen-of-sunspear)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

domineleonem:

outofcontextdnd:

"We do not negotiate with doors."

D&D 3.5, with a door-phobic swordsage

dammit hurbaz

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Life is just terrible when you’re a spoiled rotten dog. #ben #harold #wigglebutt

Life is just terrible when you’re a spoiled rotten dog. #ben #harold #wigglebutt